I think it’s confession time, so here goes.
I am as interested in the Olympics as I am in the corn on Mrs Fortescue’s left little toe.
In fact, if truth be told – I am MORE interested in that corn even though I have never heard of anyone by the name of Mrs Fortescue and I have no idea why she would have a problem with her left little toe.
I have had enough. I had had enough before 2012 games. I will be watching as much of these as I did of those. In fact, I will be watching as much as I have ever seen. I will probably be doing something much more exciting……
….. like picking stones out of my walking boots.