Sorry, folks, we can’t ALL be winners!

Yay!

I’ve won!!!!

No, not the European Lottery, not an indiscriminate amount from some off-shore raffle or windfall.

I’ve won something really special and ย I can’t wait to receive it.

What have I won?

 

Why – MOBILE TANNING – of course.

 

THEY

will bring it to me

AND

THEY ARE WILLING TO COME ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA!

Who’s a lucky girl then? Are you jealous? I wonder which shade of orange they are offering?

Don’t you just love spam?

 

Today’s creativity

22 thoughts on “Sorry, folks, we can’t ALL be winners!

    1. If you are good they might offer you one in the near future. I hope we don’t clash – especially if we streak (I mean if the orange streaks……) ๐Ÿ™‚

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  1. You won a tin of spam? Wow. I won the Canadian lottery. And the Nigerian. And a Venezuelan billionaire left me $1.2m I just haven’t got round to collecting it yet

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