No, not the European Lottery, not an indiscriminate amount from some off-shore raffle or windfall.
I’ve won something really special and I can’t wait to receive it.
What have I won?
Why – MOBILE TANNING – of course.
will bring it to me
THEY ARE WILLING TO COME ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA!
Who’s a lucky girl then? Are you jealous? I wonder which shade of orange they are offering?
Don’t you just love spam?